HedoCorp got hit hard by the #McAfail (is that trending yet?) today. I was in a meeting at 9 when the announcement came over the PA system to please unplug our computers from the network.
By the time the meeting ended at 10, my machine was already in an endless loop of rebooting. So I cleaned my cube. Then went to lunch. Then had another meeting about stuff that it would be great to add to a slide deck if only we could use our computers. Then came home. That was the first issue.
Once home, I decided to take care of some business at the local Driver and Vehicle Services office. Some of you may be aware that the state of Minnesota believes that somehow it can better secure its assets (the Mall of America?) from the terrorists by putting information about legal immigrants current status on their driver’s licenses — it’s called a “Status Check” date. I wouldn’t be totally against it, if they would get this information from the feds themselves, but no, the best way to implement this is obviously to inconvenience the license holder. Which for me, given my current slot in the queue, means going in about once a year.
These trips annoy me, so today I tried to game things a little by presenting the document that pretty much gives me the right to hang out here indefinitely, instead of my passport as they expected, hoping that I could save myself future visits. Big mistake. Apparently giving low-level bureaucrats forms that they don’t recognize means that you may (or may not) get your license reissued at all. Even if you also give them your passport and promise to just come back next year.
I tried to take the nonconforming form back from her and she nearly took my hand off: “NOW THAT YOU’VE SHOWN IT TO ME I HAVE TO SEND IT IN!”. So we’ll see how that goes… that was the second issue.
The third issue was also DVS related, though less involved. Some bastard already has 101010 as their vanity plate in the state of MN. I hope they use it wisely — Beauty and I are back to the drawing board W.R.T. her tramp-stamp.
Lastly — it turns out that paper drop cloths, Rust-o-leum Dry Erase Paint, and stained pine kegerator collars don’t mix well at all. The “fiddly cosmetic issues”that I had to fix with The Beer Machine are now fairly major: involving bits of paper stuck to the fridge lid, and white paint spots on my pretty mahogony collar. I’m hoping that Nerd 2 will come home and suggest something magic having to do with sand paper or mineral spirits that will make it all better, but I’m pretty sure that another coat of stain is in my future.
I might hate stain almost as much as I do paint.
The one thing that did go well today? Well, since I came home so early, I decided to put in the final push of effort required to get my application to school finish. So it’s done and sent out (though I need to mail them one photocopy tomorrow. I try not to believe in omens, but with everything else against me today… maybe the admissions gods will smile down upon me in the next week or so?